a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
Oh my god
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
last night i finally raided again with my guild for the first time in a year and a half, it was my first time in a non LFR or flex version of SoO.
- (vent) officers: *trying to figure out which DPS should sit so they could bring someone in for a specific item that dropped on sha*
- (vent) unclechu: don't sit zanbon, at least give her a chance to roll a coin on the trinket.
- (hunter chat) me: wait what? you can do reroll tokens in heroic? i don't have any reroll tokens.
- (hunter chat) chu: you bad oh my god
- (hunter chat) me: should i go get some?
- (hunter chat) chu: omg yes, hurry
- (vent) chu: hold on, zanbon has to go get something. (pause) ... her dignity.
- (hunter chat) me: LOL FUCK YOU
- (hunter chat) me: i didn't know :(((((